I literally refuse to believe that upwards of 55% of the population of Scotland voted against independence - definitely got my suspicions about this result being fixed in one way or another and this is a truly crushing day for the nation. Also, Ed Miliband said this: “I am proud and delighted that the people of Scotland have made this historic decision to stay. Our United Kingdom is stronger today than it was yesterday.” Are you fucking kidding me mate? This is due to cause so much more widespread animosity and hostility than there ever was before. At least I foresee the result of the polls giving way to revolution of some degree. THIS ISN’T OVER WESTMINSTER.
"Johnny Tight Lips, where’d they hit ya?"
"I ain’t sayin’ nothin’."
"Then what do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."